Only 14 more months till the big election - and we're already seeing some fantastic political merchandising. This Hillary Clinton nutcracker has "stainless steel thighs" (yeah, right!) and "cracks the toughest nuts". No doubt - you better bow down bitches, Hillary's in the House - the white house that is. She already knows her way around... and who doesn't want to see Bill be the first lady of the land! Get yours at Perpetual Kid... only $29.99 for a piece of presidential posterity!