My oh my, I love the internet. Ebay is featuring an auction that guarantees you the Secrets of Invisbility! Yup, invisibility! Evidently all you ever needed to know is in this handy, digital e-book. Of course, at first glance, I was skeptical so I took a peek at the sellers feedback. What did I find, you ask? POSITIVE FEEDBACK! Some people even claim it works. Like I said, I loooooooove the internet. Here's a little bit of the selling copy from the buy-it-now auction:

The Secret of Invisibility has survived the ages but it was always under the tightest control by its masters... UNTIL NOW.

• NO mumbo-jumbo or hocus pocus
• NO spells or potions
  
• NO burning candles or magic wands
  
• NO alchemy or hidden symbols
• NO hype or Bull. You get exactly what you need
  
• NO danger. You can't be hurt in any way
  
• NO disappointment. This works with diligent intent
  
• No trouble. You're either visible or invisible as you wish
  
• NO bait & switch. You get just what we promise

This is one of the best-kept secrets of the ages… a secret so powerful that throughout history, men have literally died trying to wrestle it from the tight fists of its masters.

I was relieved to see that this product comes with a warning that is is for "moral purposes only" and it doesn't involve any magic wands or hocus pocus. That's the exact point where I draw the line in my individual invisibility adventures. No hocus pocus!

Check out the auction here if you dare! For your troubles, you'll also receive a copy of The Wizard's Book of Animal Secrets. You'll learn how to teach your dog to walk on stilts as well as how to keep a squirrel in your pocket. How can you resist this deal for only $19.99? Seriously... I've blown way more than 20 bucks on way more useless items.