In the days of Apples and Shilohs, here's a list of other "made-for-headline monikors " who's owners share the inevitable barrage of taunting and teasing. Celebrities just can't stop seeking attention - even if they have to do it cruelly through their offspring.
Agnes Charles Guggenheim - Elizabeth Shue & David Guggenheim
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa - Frank Zappa
Alchamy Henriksen - Lance Henriksen & Jane Pollack
Amber Rose LeBon - Simon LeBon & Yasmin
Apple Blythe Alison Martin (Apple Martini anyone?) - Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
Audio Science Clayton - Shannyn Sossaman & Dallas Clayton
Banjo Patrick Taylor - Rachel Griffiths & Andrew Taylor
Bibi Belle MacDougall - Anna Ryder Richardson & Colin Macdougall
Blue Angel Evans - Dave Evans (U2)
Bluebell Madonna Halliwell - Geri Halliwell
Braison Chance Cyrus - Billy Ray Cyrus
Brawley King Nolte - Nick Nolte
Brooklyn Joseph Beckham - David and Victoria Beckham
Calico Dashiell Cooper - Alice Cooper & Sheryl
Cash - Slash
Chorde Broadas - Snoop Dogg (Calvin Broadas)
Coco Hayley - Kim Gordon & Thurston Moore
Coco Riley Arquette - David & Courtney Arquette
Countess Bonaduce - Danny Bonaduce & Gretchen
Count Bonaduce - Danny Bonaduce & Gretchen
Crumpet Cohen - Lisa Vidal & Jay Cohen
Cruz Beckham - David & Victoria Beckham
Daisy Boo Oliver - Jamie Oliver
Dandelion Richards - Keith Richards
Denim Lewis - Toni Braxton & Keri Lewis
Diezel Ky Lewis - Toni Braxton & Keri Lewis
Diva Muffin Zappa - Frank Zappa
Dixie Dot MacDougall - Anna Ryder Richardson & Colin MacDougall
Dream - Ginuwine
Dweezil (Ian Donald Calvin Euclid) Zappa - Frank Zappa
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q - Bono
Everly Bear Kiedis - Anthony Kiedis & Heather Christie
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof - Bob Geldof & Paula Yates
Freedom Rhames - Ving Rhames
Fuddy Wayans - Damon Wayans
Gibson Witherspoon Smith - Laurie Hickson-Smith (Trading Spaces)
God’iss Love Stone - Lil’ Mo
Gulliver Oldman - Gary Oldman
Heaven - Lil’ M
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Geldof) - Michael Hutchence/Paula Yates
Hopper Jack Penn - Sean Penn & Robin Wright
Hud Mellencamp - John Cougar Mellencamp
Indiana August Affleck (male) - Casey Affleck/Summer Phoenix
Jelani Snipes - Wesley Snipes
Jermajesty Jackson - Jermaine Jackson
Jett Travolta - John Travolta & Kelly Preston
Kal-El Cage - Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim
Katya Ruby Rose Knopfler - Mark Knopfler/Kitty Aldridge
Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland - Donald Sutherland
Kingston James McGregor Rossdale - Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale
Kyd Miller Duchovny - David Duchovny & Tea Leoni
Leowy Malkovich - John Malkovich
London - Slash
Lyric Chanel Anderson - Kenny Anderson
Magnus Ferrell - Will Ferrell
Moon Unit Zappa - Frank Zappa
Moses Martin - Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
Moxie Crimefighter Jillette - Penn Jillette
Ocean Whitaker - Forrest Whitaker
Panda Delilah Spencer - Kimya Dawson & Angelo Spencer
Paris Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson & Debi Rowe
Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof - Bob Geldof & Paula Yates
Pilot Inspektor Reisgraf Lee - Jason Lee
Piper Maru Klotz - Gillian Anderson & Clyde Klotz
Pirate Davis - Jonathan Davis (Korn)
Pixie Geldof - Bob Geldof & Paula Yates
Poppy Honey Oliver - Jamie Oliver
Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II - Michael Jackson
Prince Michael Jackson Jr. - Michael Jackson & Debi Rowe
Ptolemy John Williams - Gretchen Mol & Todd Williams
Puma - Erykah Badu
Racer Maximilliano Rodriguez - Robert Rodriguez & Elizabeth
Rebel Antonio Rodriguez - Robert Rodriguez & Elizabeth
Rebop Rundgren - Todd Rundgren
Reign Beau Rhames - Ving Rhames
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez - Robert Rodriguez & Elizabeth
Rogue Rodriguez - Robert Rodriguez & Elizabeth
Romeo Beckham - David & Victoris Beckham
Ruby Sweetheart Maguire - Tobey Maguire & Jennifer Meyer
Rumer Glenn Willis - Demi Moore & Bruce Willis
Saffron Sahara LeBon - Simon LeBon & Yasmin
Sailor Lee - Christie Brinkley
Scout Larue Willis - Demi Moore & Bruce Willis
Seven - Erykah Badu
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt - Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
Slade Lucas Moby Brenner - David Brenner
Sonnet Noel Whitaker - Forrest Whitaker
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp - John Cougar Mellencamp & Elaine Irwin
Story - Ginuwine
Sugar McQueen Stanley - Nikka Costa & Justin Stanley
Summer Song Previn - Mia Farrow & Andre Previn
Sunny Bebop Balzary - Michael 'Flea' Balzary & Frankie Rayder
Tallulah Pine LeBon - Simon LeBon & Yasmin
Talullah Belle Willis - Demi Moore & Bruce Willis
True Isabella Summer Whitaker - Forrest Whitaker
Tu Morrow - Rob Morrow
Wolfgang Van Halen - Valerie Bertinelli/Eddie Van Halen
Yamma Brown - James Brown & Adrienne
Zoltan Jillette - Penn Jillette
Zowie Bowie - David Bowie & Angela Bowie
George Jr, George III, George IV, George V, George VI. Freeda George, Georgetta, Michi, Natalie, Leola
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